parents: "let’s talk about your future"
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.
have you guys seen the birds that look like they’re wearing joy division shirts